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Tweets

kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck ♫

(via gnarly)

raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

(via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)

tsarbucks:

a white guy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink

(via departured)

(Source: master-kief, via laugh-addict)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via succeeding)

(Source: twitter.com, via nicoosuxx)